musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids: but we're broke too

When I wake up: I'm hungry
When I'm at school: I'm hungry
When I'm eating: I'm hungry
When I'm fishing: I'm hungry
When I'm on Tumblr: I'm hungry
When I'm in Hungary: I'm Hungry
When I'm sleeping: I'm hungry
When I'm dead: I'm hungry

When you come up with a good ass comeback

heyfunniest:

And you’re like:

And the bitch is like:

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

(Source: crazy-ass-zebraas)

iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

(via music-until-the-end)

walmartfashionista:

this is the twenty-first century and the fact that there are over 7.2 billion people in the world and not one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is sort of unacceptable

(via inalackofcolor)